1/10/06 06:16 pm
Aye, so I'm finally back. The past few months, the captain asked me t' come with him t' this mysterious island... it was none other than the super secret foggy Skull Island deep past that one island whar we found Ninian.
Anyway, it was 'ery dangerous, as Me was almost strappin' t'the masthead by these huge lizards. Oh, but before we got thar, we picked up a fair lass. Anyway, back t' Skull Island, we war bein' chased by these terrible lizards, but then some huge monkey came and sa'ed out butts. Howe'er, that monkey kidnapped the lass, so we had t' rescue . Damn it. We lost her so, we decided t' lea'e the place, but then, the captain had a plan. A plan t' rescue the lass and kidnap the monkey. So, we did.
We took the monkey and the lass back home with us, and the Captain was all like, "Let's make a fortune."
Whate'er. So that was what happened t' me all this time. Got any questions? Good, because I'm not answerin' any ya landlubbers. Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?